Skip to product information
In a dimly lit room, a Printify scented soy candle flickers gently. Its label reads, Best Thing Thats Ever Happened To My Vagina, hinting at Christmas warmth and allure. The lid rests beside it, adding to the mysterious charm of this Valentine’s Day gift. .
  • In a dimly lit room, a Printify scented soy candle flickers gently. Its label reads, Best Thing Thats Ever Happened To My Vagina, hinting at Christmas warmth and allure. The lid rests beside it, adding to the mysterious charm of this Valentine’s Day gift. .
  • The Smells Like Charting Past Your Shift candle by Printify is a 9 oz amber jar, 100% soy wax, with a black lid. A funny nurse or wound care RN gift—measures 2.8 wide by 3.5 tall. Fast shipping, perfect for medical professionals!.
  • A 4 oz mini amber jar candle from Printify, labeled Smells Like Charting Past Your Shift, is shown with a black lid—perfect for nurse appreciation and burnout prevention. Funny Wound Care RN gift. 100% soy wax, ships fast.
  • Open Printify box with Dad Candle – Funny Father’s Day Gift – Swearing at Traffic Soy Candle inside, beside a closed box, gold satisfaction seal, and text about safe, high-quality soy wax packaging—ideal for Father’s Day.
  • A Printify soy candle labeled Best Thing Thats Ever Happened To My Vagina, in a brown jar with a metal lid, brightens up the dark setting on a textured surface, filling the room with Christmas Warmth.
  • A Printify scented soy candle with a whimsical label rests on a wooden coaster, engulfed in string lights. A ukulele and box fade softly into the background, crafting an Atlantis Whisper atmosphere, both cozy and mysterious. Product Name: Best Thing Thats Ever Happened To My Vagina Sex Candle Gift.
  • On a white shelf with a small potted succulent and stacked books sits a scented soy candle in a brown jar. The Printify candle label reads, YOURE THE BEST THING THATS EVER HAPPENED TO MY VAGINA, adding Christmas warmth to the cozy scene.
  • Printifys Best Thing Thats Ever Happened To My Vagina Sex Candle is a brown jar soy candle with a black lid adorned with a playful label. It exudes Christmas Warmth, offering a cozy and natural experience perfect for Valentines Day or gifting your special someone.
  • A brown glass candle jar and black lid sit beside a label reading Youre the best thing thats ever happened to my vagina. This white, unused scented soy candle is called Atlantis Whisper from Printifys Best Thing Thats Ever Happened To My Vagina collection—a perfect gift for Valentines Day.
  • A Printify Best Thing Thats Ever Happened To My Vagina Sex Candle rests on a round coaster, encircled by fairy lights evoking Christmas warmth, with a blurred ukulele in the background.
  • A lit brown scented soy candle with the humorous label Best Thing Thats Ever Happened To My Vagina Sex Candle Gift by Printify sits on a white shelf. Nearby, books in teal and black stack alongside a potted succulent, while the window offers a greenery view, evoking Atlantis Whispers air.
  • The Printify Best Thing Thats Ever Happened To My Vagina Sex Candle features a whimsical label and comes in a brown glass jar with black lid. Infused with the enticing aroma of Christmas Warmth, this 100% natural soy candle creates a cozy ambiance for any special occasion.
  • The Printify candle, Best Thing Thats Ever Happened to My Vagina, features a humorous label on a brown jar with a black lid. Crafted from 100% natural soy wax, this scented candle infuses your space with laughter and warmth—a perfect gift for him or her.
  • A promotional image with a QR code offers 15% off. Text: Sign up for Printifys email list to receive a promo code for 15% off your next Best Thing Thats Ever Happened To My Vagina Sex Candle purchase. Experience the Christmas Warmth with us.
  • Infographic of 10 scents for the Printify Dad Candle – Funny Fathers Day Gift – Swearing at Traffic Soy Candle: apple harvest, clean cotton, atlantis whisper, cozy balsam, cinnamon vanilla, white sage & lavender, sea salt & orchid, coconut cream & cardamom, peppered passionfruit, unscented.
  • Printifys Dad Candle – Swearing at Traffic Soy Candle is a vegan, non-toxic gift with essential oils. Enjoy 50-60 hours of burn in 10 scents—perfect for Fathers Day and sure to make Dad smile!.
  • Tall palm trees and a blue sky with clouds; text reads Handmade in California with a state outline. Clever Flames illuminate your wit. Enjoy unique aromas with the My Favorite Daughter Scented Soy Candle by Printify—eco-friendly, perfect for gifts and relaxation.
You're the Best Thing That's Ever Happened to My Vagina – Funny & Romantic Candle | Valentine's Day Gift | Soy Wax Amber Candle – 4oz & 9oz

You're the Best Thing That's Ever Happened to My Vagina – Funny & Romantic Candle | Valentine's Day Gift | Soy Wax Amber Candle – 4oz & 9oz

$16.99 $21.99
Always free shipping.

🔥 Spice Up the Romance with Laughter! 🔥
Our “You're the Best Thing That's Ever Happened to My Vagina” candle is the ultimate playful and intimate gift for your partner. Whether it's for Valentine's Day, an anniversary, or just to show some appreciation, this cheeky candle is guaranteed to spark joy and heat things up!

🌿 Available in Two Sizes:

  • 4 oz: 2.36” (D) x 2.56” (H) – Perfect for setting the mood.
  • 9 oz: 2.87” (D) x 3.50” (H) – Long-lasting for those passionate evenings.

🕯️ Product Details:

  • Material: 100% natural soy wax blend for a clean and even burn.
  • Burn Time: 25-30 hours (4oz) | 45-50 hours (9oz).
  • Amber Jar: Warm, inviting glow to enhance the ambiance.
  • Scent Options: Choose from sensual, floral, or warm spice scents.

🎁 Perfect For:

  • Valentine's Day Gifts
  • Anniversary Surprises
  • Just Because Gifts
  • Gifts for Him or Her

👉 Make them blush – grab yours today!
Size
Color
Scent
CARE & MAINTENANCE

To keep your Clever Flames candle burning clean and clever:

Trim the Wick:
Before each burn, trim your wick to ¼ inch. This helps prevent soot and uneven flames.

Let it Pool:
Allow the wax to melt across the entire surface on the first burn (about 2–3 hours). This prevents tunneling and ensures a longer-lasting candle.

Stay Even:
Burn your candle on a flat, heat-safe surface, away from drafts, fans, or curious pets.

Don’t Overdo It:
Never burn your candle for more than 4 hours at a time. Let it cool before relighting.

Safety First:
Keep candles within sight and away from anything flammable. Burn responsibly, not recklessly.

Reuse the Jar:
When ½ inch of wax remains, it’s time to say goodbye (or clean it out and get creative).
SHIPPING & RETURNS

Free Shipping Always

We offer free shipping on all U.S. orders—no promo code needed.

Delivery Timeframe

Most orders ship within 2–7 business days. Some custom or limited items may take up to 10 business days. If your order hasn't arrived within this timeframe, please contact us with your order number, and we'll assist you promptly.

You may also like