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In the soft glow of a lit Spiritual Candle by Printify, labeled "For When You Just Want To Burn Something," its natural soy wax and cotton wick radiate warmth within the open glass jar set against a dim, blurred backdrop.
  • In the soft glow of a lit Spiritual Candle by Printify, labeled "For When You Just Want To Burn Something," its natural soy wax and cotton wick radiate warmth within the open glass jar set against a dim, blurred backdrop.
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  • Crafted from natural soy wax, the "For When You Just Want To Burn Something Spiritual Candle" by Printify comes in a glass jar with a black lid. The label humorously reads, "For when you just want to burn something," and includes a witty note, "Immerse Your Wit." Featuring a cotton wick, this candle maintains a simple and minimalist design for a clean burn.
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For When You Just Want to Burn Something Candle – Funny Stress Relief Gift

For When You Just Want to Burn Something Candle – Funny Stress Relief Gift

$23.99 $29.99
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🔥 Release Your Inner Fire (Safely) 🔥
Ever have one of those days? Light this ‘For When You Just Want to Burn Something’ candle and let your frustrations melt away – without alarming the neighbors. The perfect way to channel those vibes into something aromatic and delightful.

💡 Product Details:

  • Size: 9 oz – Burns longer than your patience.
  • Wax: 100% natural soy wax – Clean-burning and calming.
  • Scent: Sweet revenge... or maybe just lavender.
  • Burn Time: 45-50 hours – Long enough to outlast the drama.
  • Crafted By: Clever Flames Co. – Where wit meets wick.

🎯 Perfect For:

  • Stressful days
  • Mood-setting for self-care nights
  • Funny gifts for friends who just can’t today
  • Birthdays, breakups, or Tuesdays

✨ Why You Need It:

  • Humorous & Practical – A unique gift that speaks to the soul.
  • High-Quality Craftsmanship – Hand-poured and made to last.
  • Aromatic Therapy – Smells good enough to make you forget why you’re mad.

🔥 Give the gift of laughter and light – because sometimes, you just need to burn something!
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CARE & MAINTENANCE

To keep your Clever Flames candle burning clean and clever:

Trim the Wick:
Before each burn, trim your wick to ¼ inch. This helps prevent soot and uneven flames.

Let it Pool:
Allow the wax to melt across the entire surface on the first burn (about 2–3 hours). This prevents tunneling and ensures a longer-lasting candle.

Stay Even:
Burn your candle on a flat, heat-safe surface, away from drafts, fans, or curious pets.

Don’t Overdo It:
Never burn your candle for more than 4 hours at a time. Let it cool before relighting.

Safety First:
Keep candles within sight and away from anything flammable. Burn responsibly, not recklessly.

Reuse the Jar:
When ½ inch of wax remains, it’s time to say goodbye (or clean it out and get creative).
SHIPPING & RETURNS

Free Shipping Always

We offer free shipping on all U.S. orders—no promo code needed.

Delivery Timeframe

Most orders ship within 2–7 business days. Some custom or limited items may take up to 10 business days. If your order hasn't arrived within this timeframe, please contact us with your order number, and we'll assist you promptly.

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