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Smells Like Your Insurance Won’t Cover This – Funny Medical Candle | 9oz
$23.99
Prior authorization not required. Add to cart immediately.
For everyone who’s ever stared at an EOB in disbelief, spent 45 minutes on hold with an insurance company, or heard “that’s not covered” one too many times — this candle is for you. Hand-poured with 100% natural soy wax, it fills the room with calming scents even when your wallet can’t catch a break.
Product Details
- Size: 9oz reusable glass jar
- Wax: 100% natural soy wax — eco-friendly, clean-burning
- Wick: 100% cotton
- Burn Time: 50–60 hours
- ASTM safety compliant — assembled in the USA
Available Scents
Choose from our curated scent collection at checkout.
Perfect For
- Nurses, doctors, NPs, and LPNs
- Anyone who’s ever fought an insurance claim
- Funny medical office decor and break room gifts
- Graduation, retirement, or appreciation gifts for healthcare workers
- Patients who know the struggle all too well
Luckily, this candle doesn’t require prior authorization.