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Definitely Not for Covering Up That Weed Smell – Funny Soy Candle | 9oz
$23.99
Totally just a candle. For ambiance. That’s it. No agenda here.
Just a beautifully hand-poured soy candle with a completely innocent label that definitely has nothing to do with anything. Light it for the vibe. Or the smell. Or whatever reason you have. We’re not asking questions.
Product Details
- Size: 9oz reusable glass jar
- Wax: 100% natural soy wax — eco-friendly, non-toxic, paraben free
- Wick: 100% cotton
- Burn Time: 50–60 hours
- ASTM safety compliant — assembled in the USA
Available Scents
Choose from our curated scent collection including Christmas Warmth, Sea Salt + Orchid, Cinnamon Vanilla, Clean Cotton, Apple Harvest, and more at checkout. (We recommend something strong. Just saying.)
Perfect For
- Anyone who needs a little extra “ambiance”
- Funny gag gifts and white elephant exchanges
- Housewarming gifts for the friend with the interesting hobbies
- People who appreciate a candle that tells it like it is
Totally innocent. Smells amazing. No further questions.