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This Too Shall Pass, But Like Holy F*** – Funny Stress Relief Soy Candle | 9oz
$23.99
It’ll be fine. Eventually. Probably.
For the moments when “this too shall pass” is technically true but deeply unhelpful. This candle is for the hard days, the overwhelming weeks, and the seasons of life that are a lot. Light it, breathe in, and remember that you’ve survived 100% of your worst days so far. It’s also just a really good candle.
Product Details
- Size: 9oz reusable glass jar
- Wax: 100% natural soy wax — eco-friendly, non-toxic, paraben free
- Wick: 100% cotton
- Burn Time: 50–60 hours
- ASTM safety compliant — assembled in the USA
Available Scents
Choose from fan favorites including Cinnamon Vanilla, Apple Harvest, Sea Salt + Orchid, Christmas Warmth, and more at checkout.
Perfect For
- Stress relief and self-care gifts
- Friends going through a rough patch
- Anyone who needs a laugh and a good cry at the same time
- Funny birthday, breakup, or “I’m thinking of you” gifts
Light it. Exhale. It’ll pass. (Eventually.)