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The I Just F*cking Love Hot Dogs Okay? Candle by Printify is a 9oz scented soy candle in a reusable glass jar, featuring its bold label. The candle is shown lit on a dark surface with the lid nearby and a blurred dark background.
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I Just F*cking Love Hot Dogs Okay? Candle | Scented Soy Candle, 9oz

I Just F*cking Love Hot Dogs Okay? Candle | Scented Soy Candle, 9oz

$29.99
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Light this 9oz soy candle and let a small, honest laugh ripple through the room. It’s cheeky and unapologetic — a little moment of levity tucked into your evening ritual. The clean-burning soy wax and cotton wick give a steady, gentle glow while the reusable glass vessel becomes part of your shelf or countertop story. Choose from playful or comforting scents — warm cinnamon vanilla for slow nights, crisp Clean Cotton for fresh mornings, or Coconut Cream + Cardamom when you want something exotic with spice. This candle sits well on a cluttered kitchen counter, near a stack of comics, or beside a late-night snack run. It’s for people who don’t need things to be precious, just honest, fragrant, and reliable.

Product features
- Vegan, non-toxic soy wax blend with cotton wick
- Reusable glass vessel for decor after burning
- Burn time approximately 50–60 hours
- Available in 12 aromatic scents (including Cinnamon Vanilla, Clean Cotton, Coconut Cream + Cardamom)
- Compliant with ASTM safety standards; assembled in the USA

Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.

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CARE & MAINTENANCE

To keep your Clever Flames candle burning clean and clever:

Trim the Wick:
Before each burn, trim your wick to ¼ inch. This helps prevent soot and uneven flames.

Let it Pool:
Allow the wax to melt across the entire surface on the first burn (about 2–3 hours). This prevents tunneling and ensures a longer-lasting candle.

Stay Even:
Burn your candle on a flat, heat-safe surface, away from drafts, fans, or curious pets.

Don’t Overdo It:
Never burn your candle for more than 4 hours at a time. Let it cool before relighting.

Safety First:
Keep candles within sight and away from anything flammable. Burn responsibly, not recklessly.

Reuse the Jar:
When ½ inch of wax remains, it’s time to say goodbye (or clean it out and get creative).
SHIPPING & RETURNS

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We offer free shipping on all U.S. orders—no promo code needed.

Delivery Timeframe

Most orders ship within 2–7 business days. Some custom or limited items may take up to 10 business days. If your order hasn't arrived within this timeframe, please contact us with your order number, and we'll assist you promptly.

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