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It's Not a Whore House, It’s a Whore Home Candle – Sassy & Fun Housewarming Gift

It's Not a Whore House, It’s a Whore Home Candle – Sassy & Fun Housewarming Gift

$23.99 $29.99
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🏡 Turn Your House into a Home... A Whore Home! 🏡
Bring laughter and bold vibes into your space with this cheeky 'It’s Not a Whore House, It’s a Whore Home' candle. The perfect sassy gift for housewarmings, bachelor(ette) parties, or just because. Embrace your fun, unapologetic self or gift it to your fabulous friends who love a good laugh.

🕯️ Product Details:

  • Size: 9 oz – Perfect for adding personality to any room.
  • Wax: 100% natural soy wax – Burns clean for up to 50 hours.
  • Scent: Fresh and inviting, with a hint of boldness – just like the household it represents!
  • Burn Time: 45-50 hours of sass and fun.
  • Hand-Poured: Crafted with love and sarcasm by Clever Flames Co.

🎁 Perfect For:

  • Housewarming gifts
  • LGBTQIA+ pride gifts
  • Gag gifts for close friends
  • Bachelor/bachelorette parties
  • Statement decor for your space

💡 Why You’ll Love This Candle:

  • Conversation Starter – Light it up and watch the laughs roll in.
  • Bold & Unique – A hilarious way to add personality to any home.
  • Handcrafted Quality – Carefully made with premium soy wax for a long-lasting burn.

🔥 Make your home smell like confidence and sass – add this to your cart today!
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CARE & MAINTENANCE

To keep your Clever Flames candle burning clean and clever:

Trim the Wick:
Before each burn, trim your wick to ¼ inch. This helps prevent soot and uneven flames.

Let it Pool:
Allow the wax to melt across the entire surface on the first burn (about 2–3 hours). This prevents tunneling and ensures a longer-lasting candle.

Stay Even:
Burn your candle on a flat, heat-safe surface, away from drafts, fans, or curious pets.

Don’t Overdo It:
Never burn your candle for more than 4 hours at a time. Let it cool before relighting.

Safety First:
Keep candles within sight and away from anything flammable. Burn responsibly, not recklessly.

Reuse the Jar:
When ½ inch of wax remains, it’s time to say goodbye (or clean it out and get creative).
SHIPPING & RETURNS

Free Shipping Always

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Delivery Timeframe

Most orders ship within 2–7 business days. Some custom or limited items may take up to 10 business days. If your order hasn't arrived within this timeframe, please contact us with your order number, and we'll assist you promptly.

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