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Smells Like Someone Else’s Problem Now – Funny Personalized Retirement Candle | 9oz
$23.99
They clocked out for the last time. Now it’s officially someone else’s problem.
A funny, heartfelt send-off for the retiree who has earned every bit of this moment. Personalize it with their name or a hilarious message to make their retirement unforgettable — because they’ve spent enough time making things everyone else’s problem.
Personalization
- Custom label with their name or a personal message
- A keepsake that captures the joy of finally being done
Product Details
- Size: 9oz glass jar
- Wax: 100% natural soy wax — eco-friendly, clean-burning
- Wick: 100% cotton
- Burn Time: 50–60 hours
- ASTM safety compliant — assembled in the USA
Available Scents
Choose from our curated scent collection at checkout.
Perfect For
- Retirement parties and farewell celebrations
- Retiring coworkers, teachers, and managers
- Anyone ready to leave the stress behind for good
- The person who has absolutely earned this
Light it. Relax. It’s someone else’s problem now.