Smells Like Fake Love and Questionable Choices โ€“ Funny Candle | Gift for Friends or Breakups | Soy Wax Amber Jar โ€“ 4oz & 9oz

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Size: 4oz

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Color: Amber

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Scent: Atlantis Whisper

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๐Ÿ’” For Those Moments When Life's Choices Deserve a Candle.
Our โ€œSmells Like Fake Love and Questionable Choicesโ€ candle is the ultimate gift for friends going through a breakup, tough times, or simply embracing the humor in life's misadventures. Light it up and laugh it off โ€“ because sometimes, we just need to let the past burn away.

๐ŸŒฟ Available in Two Sizes:

  • 4 oz: 2.36โ€ (D) x 2.56โ€ (H) โ€“ Just enough to take the edge off.
  • 9 oz: 2.87โ€ (D) x 3.50โ€ (H) โ€“ Perfect for longer reflection and self-care sessions.

๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ Product Details:

  • Material: 100% natural soy wax blend for a clean, even burn.
  • Burn Time: 25-30 hours (4oz) | 45-50 hours (9oz).
  • Amber Jar: Adds a warm, soothing glow to your space.
  • Scent Options: Choose from comforting vanilla, calming lavender, or spicy cinnamon โ€“ whatever helps you heal.

๐ŸŽ Perfect For:

  • Breakup Gifts
  • Divorce Parties
  • Self-Care Packages
  • Hilarious Just-Because Gifts

๐Ÿ‘‰ Feeling the burn of past choices? Grab yours today and start fresh!

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