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Smells Like Fake Love and Questionable Choices – Funny Breakup Soy Candle | 4oz & 9oz
$17.99
Let the past burn. Literally.
For the friend going through a breakup, a divorce, or just a season of deeply questionable decisions — this candle gets it. Light it up, laugh it off, and remember that the best thing about bad choices is the stories they leave behind.
Product Details
- Sizes: 4oz or 9oz warm amber glass jar
- Wax: 100% natural soy wax — eco-friendly, clean-burning
- Wick: 100% cotton
- Burn Time: 50–60 hours (9oz) | 25–30 hours (4oz)
- ASTM safety compliant — assembled in the USA
Available Scents
Choose from our curated scent collection at checkout — pick whatever helps you heal (or celebrate).
Perfect For
- Breakup survival kits and divorce party gifts
- Self-care packages for the friend who needs a laugh
- Anyone embracing the humor in life’s misadventures
- Hilarious just-because gifts that say “I see you”
Burn it down. Start fresh. You’ve got this.