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Smells Like Fake Love and Questionable Choices – Funny Candle | Gift for Friends or Breakups | Soy Wax Amber Jar – 4oz & 9oz

Smells Like Fake Love and Questionable Choices – Funny Candle | Gift for Friends or Breakups | Soy Wax Amber Jar – 4oz & 9oz

$16.99 $21.99
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💔 For Those Moments When Life's Choices Deserve a Candle.
Our “Smells Like Fake Love and Questionable Choices” candle is the ultimate gift for friends going through a breakup, tough times, or simply embracing the humor in life's misadventures. Light it up and laugh it off – because sometimes, we just need to let the past burn away.

🌿 Available in Two Sizes:

  • 4 oz: 2.36” (D) x 2.56” (H) – Just enough to take the edge off.
  • 9 oz: 2.87” (D) x 3.50” (H) – Perfect for longer reflection and self-care sessions.

🕯️ Product Details:

  • Material: 100% natural soy wax blend for a clean, even burn.
  • Burn Time: 25-30 hours (4oz) | 45-50 hours (9oz).
  • Amber Jar: Adds a warm, soothing glow to your space.
  • Scent Options: Choose from comforting vanilla, calming lavender, or spicy cinnamon – whatever helps you heal.

🎁 Perfect For:

  • Breakup Gifts
  • Divorce Parties
  • Self-Care Packages
  • Hilarious Just-Because Gifts

👉 Feeling the burn of past choices? Grab yours today and start fresh!
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CARE & MAINTENANCE

To keep your Clever Flames candle burning clean and clever:

Trim the Wick:
Before each burn, trim your wick to ¼ inch. This helps prevent soot and uneven flames.

Let it Pool:
Allow the wax to melt across the entire surface on the first burn (about 2–3 hours). This prevents tunneling and ensures a longer-lasting candle.

Stay Even:
Burn your candle on a flat, heat-safe surface, away from drafts, fans, or curious pets.

Don’t Overdo It:
Never burn your candle for more than 4 hours at a time. Let it cool before relighting.

Safety First:
Keep candles within sight and away from anything flammable. Burn responsibly, not recklessly.

Reuse the Jar:
When ½ inch of wax remains, it’s time to say goodbye (or clean it out and get creative).
SHIPPING & RETURNS

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Delivery Timeframe

Most orders ship within 2–7 business days. Some custom or limited items may take up to 10 business days. If your order hasn't arrived within this timeframe, please contact us with your order number, and we'll assist you promptly.

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