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Thanks for All the Orgasms Candle – Funny Gift for Him or Her | 9oz
$23.99
Because a text that just says “thanks” doesn’t quite cover it.
This hand-poured soy candle is the most honest, most appreciated, and most likely to make them laugh gift you can give. Whether it’s an anniversary, Valentine’s Day, or a random Tuesday where you’re feeling grateful — this candle says it better than a card ever could.
Product Details
- Size: 9oz glass jar — nightstand-ready, obviously
- Wax: 100% natural soy wax — clean-burning, long-lasting, sets the mood
- Wick: 100% cotton
- Burn Time: 50–60 hours — plenty of time to make more memories
- ASTM safety compliant — assembled in the USA
Available Scents
Choose from our curated scent collection including Cinnamon Vanilla, Sea Salt + Orchid, Coconut Cream + Cardamom, and more at checkout.
Perfect For
- Anniversaries — any year, any milestone
- Valentine’s Day for the person who has everything
- Birthdays for partners who appreciate honesty
- Bachelorette parties, bridal showers, or “just because” gifts
- Him, her, them — whoever deserves the credit
Light it, leave it somewhere they’ll find it, and let the label do the talking.