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Displayed is a soy candle jar by Printify, featuring a humorous label that reads "Smells Like Retirement". Its fresh scent symbolizes moving on, making it an ideal gift for a coworker. The text on the candle says "Congratulations Rick," and its lid is open against a dark background, enhancing its charm and allure.
  • Displayed is a soy candle jar by Printify, featuring a humorous label that reads "Smells Like Retirement". Its fresh scent symbolizes moving on, making it an ideal gift for a coworker. The text on the candle says "Congratulations Rick," and its lid is open against a dark background, enhancing its charm and allure.
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Smells Like Abandonment – Funny Retirement or Goodbye Candle, Personalized Farewell Gift

Smells Like Abandonment – Funny Retirement or Goodbye Candle, Personalized Farewell Gift

$23.99 $29.99
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🎉 Send Them Off in Style (and with Laughter)! 🎉
Celebrate the bittersweet moment of a coworker, friend, or boss moving on with our “Smells Like Abandonment” candle. Infused with the fresh and invigorating aroma of greener pastures, this candle is the perfect funny yet heartfelt gift to mark their next chapter. Whether it's for a retirement party, farewell, or job change, this candle adds humor to the send-off.

✨ Why It’s the Perfect Farewell Gift:

  • Customizable – Add a personal message or name to make it truly unique.
  • Handcrafted & Thoughtful – Made from 100% natural soy wax for a clean, even burn.
  • Lighthearted Goodbye – Ideal for retirement, promotions, or coworkers switching jobs.
  • Conversation Starter – Guaranteed to get laughs at the farewell party!

Details:

  • Size: 9 oz
  • Burn Time: Approx. 45-50 hours
  • Material: 100% soy wax + cotton wick
  • Scent Options: Choose from fresh, invigorating, or cozy scents at checkout.

👉 Light the way to their next adventure – order now and make their farewell unforgettable!
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CARE & MAINTENANCE

To keep your Clever Flames candle burning clean and clever:

Trim the Wick:
Before each burn, trim your wick to ¼ inch. This helps prevent soot and uneven flames.

Let it Pool:
Allow the wax to melt across the entire surface on the first burn (about 2–3 hours). This prevents tunneling and ensures a longer-lasting candle.

Stay Even:
Burn your candle on a flat, heat-safe surface, away from drafts, fans, or curious pets.

Don’t Overdo It:
Never burn your candle for more than 4 hours at a time. Let it cool before relighting.

Safety First:
Keep candles within sight and away from anything flammable. Burn responsibly, not recklessly.

Reuse the Jar:
When ½ inch of wax remains, it’s time to say goodbye (or clean it out and get creative).
SHIPPING & RETURNS

Free Shipping Always

We offer free shipping on all U.S. orders—no promo code needed.

Delivery Timeframe

Most orders ship within 2–7 business days. Some custom or limited items may take up to 10 business days. If your order hasn't arrived within this timeframe, please contact us with your order number, and we'll assist you promptly.

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