Displayed is a soy candle jar by Printify, featuring a humorous label that reads "Smells Like Retirement". Its fresh scent symbolizes moving on, making it an ideal gift for a coworker. The text on the candle says "Congratulations Rick," and its lid is open against a dark background, enhancing its charm and allure.

Smells Like Abandonment – Funny Retirement Candle | 9oz

Clean Cotton / 9oz
$23.99
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Displayed is a soy candle jar by Printify, featuring a humorous label that reads "Smells Like Retirement". Its fresh scent symbolizes moving on, making it an ideal gift for a coworker. The text on the candle says "Congratulations Rick," and its lid is open against a dark background, enhancing its charm and allure.
  • Displayed is a soy candle jar by Printify, featuring a humorous label that reads "Smells Like Retirement". Its fresh scent symbolizes moving on, making it an ideal gift for a coworker. The text on the candle says "Congratulations Rick," and its lid is open against a dark background, enhancing its charm and allure.
  • A glass candle jar labeled “16 Years of Love, Laughter & Putting Up With Each Other Candle” by Printify sits centered, surrounded by product features and measurements: 3.5 inches tall, 2.8 inches wide, made of natural soy wax, hand-poured, long-lasting, and suitable for any occasion—perfect as a funny anniversary gift or a thoughtful 16th wedding anniversary present.
  • A Printify “16 Years of Love, Laughter & Putting Up With Each Other” candle is displayed inside an open cardboard box beside a closed box. Icons showcase fast shipping, secure packaging, and gift-ready convenience. The text highlights premium packaging for safe delivery—making this the ideal funny gift for celebrating your 16th wedding anniversary.
  • A Printify candle named "Smells Like Retirement" rests on a wooden coaster, encircled by delicate string lights. In the blurred background, a guitar and a book add to the warm and cozy ambiance—making it an ideal humorous gift for a coworker who enjoys scented candles.
  • A lit soy candle from Printify, labeled "Abandonment Candle for Coworker Leaving Funny Gift Smells Like Retirement," sits on a white shelf next to a small potted succulent—an ideal gift for coworkers. Nearby are closed books with indistinct titles and a window revealing a blurred greenery view outside.
  • Celebrate your 16th wedding anniversary—or 16 years of love, laughter, and putting up with each other—with the “16 Years of Love, Laughter & Putting Up With Each Other Candle” by Printify. This charming candle makes a perfect anniversary gift, featuring enticing scent notes inspired by flowers, fruits, and spices displayed in cozy style around the beautiful jar. Add a little humor to your special day with this delightful—and cheeky—addition to your home décor from Printify’s collection!.
  • A white candle in a glass jar labeled “16 Years of Love, Laughter & Putting Up With Each Other” by Printify is displayed on a wooden tray. Featuring five customer reviews and four product highlights, this 16th anniversary candle is promoted as the perfect hand-poured, non-toxic, and memorable gift. Celebrated as a funny anniversary present, it’s an excellent choice for anyone seeking the ideal 16th wedding anniversary gift to make the moment truly special.
  • The Abandonment Candle by Printify, with its white soy wax in a glass jar topped with a black lid, makes an ideal gift for a coworker. The label reads: SMELLS LIKE RETIREMENT, infused with the fresh and invigorating scent of moving on to greener pastures. Congratulations Rick.
  • The "Abandonment Candle for Coworker Leaving" by Printify, humorously labeled with "Smells Like Retirement," is infused with aromas of moving on, making it the perfect gift for a departing coworker. The text lightheartedly congratulates Rick and emphasizes that it's crafted from 100% natural soy wax. Featuring a sleek design, it is elegantly finished with a black lid.
  • Displayed is a soy candle jar by Printify, featuring a humorous label that reads "Smells Like Retirement". Its fresh scent symbolizes moving on, making it an ideal gift for a coworker. The text on the candle says "Congratulations Rick," and its lid is open against a dark background, enhancing its charm and allure.
  • A glass candle jar labeled “16 Years of Love, Laughter & Putting Up With Each Other Candle” by Printify sits centered, surrounded by product features and measurements: 3.5 inches tall, 2.8 inches wide, made of natural soy wax, hand-poured, long-lasting, and suitable for any occasion—perfect as a funny anniversary gift or a thoughtful 16th wedding anniversary present.
  • A Printify “16 Years of Love, Laughter & Putting Up With Each Other” candle is displayed inside an open cardboard box beside a closed box. Icons showcase fast shipping, secure packaging, and gift-ready convenience. The text highlights premium packaging for safe delivery—making this the ideal funny gift for celebrating your 16th wedding anniversary.
  • A Printify candle named "Smells Like Retirement" rests on a wooden coaster, encircled by delicate string lights. In the blurred background, a guitar and a book add to the warm and cozy ambiance—making it an ideal humorous gift for a coworker who enjoys scented candles.
  • A lit soy candle from Printify, labeled "Abandonment Candle for Coworker Leaving Funny Gift Smells Like Retirement," sits on a white shelf next to a small potted succulent—an ideal gift for coworkers. Nearby are closed books with indistinct titles and a window revealing a blurred greenery view outside.
  • Celebrate your 16th wedding anniversary—or 16 years of love, laughter, and putting up with each other—with the “16 Years of Love, Laughter & Putting Up With Each Other Candle” by Printify. This charming candle makes a perfect anniversary gift, featuring enticing scent notes inspired by flowers, fruits, and spices displayed in cozy style around the beautiful jar. Add a little humor to your special day with this delightful—and cheeky—addition to your home décor from Printify’s collection!.
  • A white candle in a glass jar labeled “16 Years of Love, Laughter & Putting Up With Each Other” by Printify is displayed on a wooden tray. Featuring five customer reviews and four product highlights, this 16th anniversary candle is promoted as the perfect hand-poured, non-toxic, and memorable gift. Celebrated as a funny anniversary present, it’s an excellent choice for anyone seeking the ideal 16th wedding anniversary gift to make the moment truly special.
  • The Abandonment Candle by Printify, with its white soy wax in a glass jar topped with a black lid, makes an ideal gift for a coworker. The label reads: SMELLS LIKE RETIREMENT, infused with the fresh and invigorating scent of moving on to greener pastures. Congratulations Rick.
  • The "Abandonment Candle for Coworker Leaving" by Printify, humorously labeled with "Smells Like Retirement," is infused with aromas of moving on, making it the perfect gift for a departing coworker. The text lightheartedly congratulates Rick and emphasizes that it's crafted from 100% natural soy wax. Featuring a sleek design, it is elegantly finished with a black lid.
Smells Like Abandonment – Funny Retirement Candle | 9oz

Smells Like Abandonment – Funny Retirement Candle | 9oz

$23.99
Scent
Size9oz

They’re leaving. Just like that. This candle captures exactly how that feels.

The perfect funny, heartfelt send-off for the coworker, boss, or friend who’s moving on to greener pastures. Whether it’s retirement, a new job, or just escaping — this candle makes the farewell unforgettable.

Product Details

  • Size: 9oz glass jar
  • Wax: 100% natural soy wax — eco-friendly, clean-burning
  • Wick: 100% cotton
  • Burn Time: 50–60 hours
  • ASTM safety compliant — assembled in the USA

Available Scents

Choose from our curated scent collection at checkout.

Perfect For

  • Retirement parties and farewell celebrations
  • Coworkers switching jobs or moving on
  • Bosses, teammates, and work friends heading out
  • Anyone who deserves a laugh with their goodbye

Light it. Laugh about it. Wish them well — even if it stings a little.

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