Smells Like Your Last Day Pretending This Place Is Normal – Funny Coworker Leaving & Retirement Candle | 9oz
The send-off candle for anyone who's finally escaping the meetings, the emails, and the coworker who microwaves fish.
Whether your favorite coworker is starting a new job, your boss is moving on, or someone is retiring into blissful freedom — this funny farewell candle gives everyone one last reason to laugh together.
The label reads:
"Smells Like Your Last Day Pretending This Place Is Normal"
Infused with notes of freedom, zero meetings, and never having to circle back again.
Perfect For
- A coworker leaving for a new job
- An office farewell or going-away party
- A funny goodbye gift for your boss
- A boss leaving the company
- A nurse, teacher, or office professional retiring
- Anyone who never wants to "circle back" again
Candle Details
- 9 oz hand-poured soy candle
- Vegan, eco-friendly, non-toxic soy wax
- Free from parabens and phthalates
- 100% cotton wick
- Approximately 50–60 hours of burn time
- 9 available fragrances
- Reusable glass jar with black screw-top lid
- Glossy permanent label
- Size: approx. 2.8" wide × 3.5" tall
- Made in the USA · ASTM-compliant
After the candle burns down, clean and reuse the jar for desk supplies, loose change, or a reminder that they successfully escaped.
Candle Care: Always keep a burning candle within sight. Keep away from children, pets, drafts, and flammable objects. Place on a stable, heat-resistant surface and never leave unattended.