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Dad Candle – Funny Father’s Day Gift – Swearing at Traffic Soy Candle | 9oz
$23.99
"Dad, thanks for teaching me how to swear at traffic."
Because nothing says "I love you" like a well-timed f-bomb on the freeway. This hilarious candle is the perfect Father’s Day gift, dad birthday present, or just a Tuesday reminder of his most colorful parenting moments. Hand-poured with 100% natural soy wax and a wicked sense of humor.
Product Details
- Size: 9oz reusable glass jar
- Wax: 100% natural soy wax — eco-friendly, non-toxic
- Wick: 100% cotton
- Burn Time: 50–60 hours
- ASTM safety compliant — assembled in the USA
Available Scents
Choose from our curated scent collection at checkout.
Perfect For
- Father’s Day and dad birthdays
- Dads, stepdads, and father figures who treat turn signals as optional
- Anyone whose dad has strong opinions about other drivers
- Kids who inherited their vocabulary from the front seat
Give him the gift he didn’t know he needed. He’ll laugh. He’ll light it. He’ll love it.