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The Printify Dad Candle – Funny Father’s Day Gift – Swearing at Traffic Soy Candle features a witty label and comes in a glass jar, making it the perfect unique gift for Dad this Father’s Day.
  • The Printify Dad Candle – Funny Father’s Day Gift – Swearing at Traffic Soy Candle features a witty label and comes in a glass jar, making it the perfect unique gift for Dad this Father’s Day.
  • The Printify Dad Candle—Funny Father’s Day Gift—features a “Thanks for teaching me how to swear at traffic” label. Made from natural soy wax in a glass jar, it’s the perfect dad gift and comes with a wooden coaster.
  • The Printify Dad Candle – Funny Father’s Day Gift – Swearing at Traffic Soy Candle sits in a glass jar on a white shelf with books and a succulent. The label says, “Dad, thanks for teaching me how to swear at traffic.”.
  • The Printify Dad Candle – Funny Father’s Day Gift – features “Dad, thanks for teaching me how to swear at traffic. 100% natural soy wax blend.” Poured in a white glass jar with black lid; perfect gift for him.
  • The Printify Dad Candle – Funny Father’s Day Gift – Swearing at Traffic Soy Candle is a white soy wax candle in a glass jar with black lid, labeled “Dad, thanks for teaching me how to swear at traffic”—a perfect Fathers Day gift.
  • Printify’s Dad Candle – Funny Father’s Day Gift – Swearing at Traffic Soy Candle features white 100% soy wax in a 2.8” x 3.5” glass jar with a black lid—perfect for gifting! FAST SHIPPING.
  • Open Printify box with Dad Candle – Funny Father’s Day Gift – Swearing at Traffic Soy Candle inside, beside a closed box, gold satisfaction seal, and text about safe, high-quality soy wax packaging—ideal for Father’s Day.
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  • Printifys Dad Candle – Swearing at Traffic Soy Candle is a vegan, non-toxic gift with essential oils. Enjoy 50-60 hours of burn in 10 scents—perfect for Fathers Day and sure to make Dad smile!.
  • Infographic of 10 scents for the Printify Dad Candle – Funny Fathers Day Gift – Swearing at Traffic Soy Candle: apple harvest, clean cotton, atlantis whisper, cozy balsam, cinnamon vanilla, white sage & lavender, sea salt & orchid, coconut cream & cardamom, peppered passionfruit, unscented.
  • Tall palm trees and a blue sky with clouds; text reads Handmade in California with a state outline. Clever Flames illuminate your wit. Enjoy unique aromas with the My Favorite Daughter Scented Soy Candle by Printify—eco-friendly, perfect for gifts and relaxation.
Dad Candle – Funny Father’s Day Gift – Swearing at Traffic Soy Candle

Dad Candle – Funny Father’s Day Gift – Swearing at Traffic Soy Candle

$23.99
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"Dad, thanks for teaching me how to swear at traffic."
Because nothing says “I love you” like a well-timed f-bomb on the freeway.

This hilarious candle is perfect for Father’s Day, dad birthdays, or just a Tuesday when you want to remind him of his most colorful parenting moments. Hand-poured with 100% soy wax and a wicked sense of humor, it’s a gift that’ll light up his dashboard rage—with a smile.

Why Dad Will Love It:
✔️ 100% natural soy wax
✔️ Burn time up to 50 hours
✔️ Smells amazing (and slightly like childhood trauma)
✔️ Comes gift-ready and guaranteed to get a laugh

🚗 Bonus: Perfect for dads, stepdads, and father figures who treat turn signals as optional..

Product features
- Eco-friendly and non-toxic, made from natural materials
- Reusable glass vessel for elegant home decor
- Multiple delightful scent profiles to suit different moods
- Long burning time of 50-60 hours for extended enjoyment
- Compliant with ASTM safety standards for peace of mind

Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.

Scent
Size
CARE & MAINTENANCE

To keep your Clever Flames candle burning clean and clever:

Trim the Wick:
Before each burn, trim your wick to ¼ inch. This helps prevent soot and uneven flames.

Let it Pool:
Allow the wax to melt across the entire surface on the first burn (about 2–3 hours). This prevents tunneling and ensures a longer-lasting candle.

Stay Even:
Burn your candle on a flat, heat-safe surface, away from drafts, fans, or curious pets.

Don’t Overdo It:
Never burn your candle for more than 4 hours at a time. Let it cool before relighting.

Safety First:
Keep candles within sight and away from anything flammable. Burn responsibly, not recklessly.

Reuse the Jar:
When ½ inch of wax remains, it’s time to say goodbye (or clean it out and get creative).
SHIPPING & RETURNS

Free Shipping Always

We offer free shipping on all U.S. orders—no promo code needed.

Delivery Timeframe

Most orders ship within 2–7 business days. Some custom or limited items may take up to 10 business days. If your order hasn't arrived within this timeframe, please contact us with your order number, and we'll assist you promptly.

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