
Smells Like It's Not My Problem Anymore – Funny Retirement Candle | Coworker Promotion Gift | Amber Jar Soy Candle – 4oz & 9oz
✨ Celebrate Freedom from the 9-to-5! ✨
Our “Smells Like It’s Not My Problem Anymore” candle perfectly captures the essence of sweet retirement or that long-awaited promotion! Infused with the invigorating scent of moving on to greener pastures, this candle is the ultimate send-off gift for coworkers, friends, or loved ones embracing their next chapter.
🌿 Available in Two Sizes:
- 4 oz: 2.36” (D) x 2.56” (H) – Compact and perfect for smaller spaces.
- 9 oz: 2.87” (D) x 3.50” (H) – For longer burns and bigger laughs.
🕯️ Product Details:
- Material: 100% natural soy wax blend for a clean, even burn.
- Burn Time: 25-30 hours (4oz) | 45-50 hours (9oz).
- Amber Jar: Elegant, reusable, and complements any décor.
- Scent Options: Choose from a variety of fragrances to match the mood of new beginnings.
🎁 Perfect For:
- Retirement Gifts
- Coworker Farewell Gifts
- Promotion Celebrations
- Office Humor Décor
- Graduation Gifts
👉 Celebrate the next chapter with humor and light – order your candle today!
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CARE & MAINTENANCE
To keep your Clever Flames candle burning clean and clever:
Trim the Wick:
Before each burn, trim your wick to ¼ inch. This helps prevent soot and uneven flames.
Let it Pool:
Allow the wax to melt across the entire surface on the first burn (about 2–3 hours). This prevents tunneling and ensures a longer-lasting candle.
Stay Even:
Burn your candle on a flat, heat-safe surface, away from drafts, fans, or curious pets.
Don’t Overdo It:
Never burn your candle for more than 4 hours at a time. Let it cool before relighting.
Safety First:
Keep candles within sight and away from anything flammable. Burn responsibly, not recklessly.
Reuse the Jar:
When ½ inch of wax remains, it’s time to say goodbye (or clean it out and get creative).
SHIPPING & RETURNS
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Delivery Timeframe
Most orders ship within 2–7 business days. Some custom or limited items may take up to 10 business days. If your order hasn't arrived within this timeframe, please contact us with your order number, and we'll assist you promptly.