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Smells Like It’s Not My Problem Anymore – Funny Retirement Candle | Amber Jar | 4oz & 9oz
$17.99
Freedom has a scent. And it smells absolutely incredible.
The meetings are someone else’s problem now. The emails can wait forever. This candle is the perfect send-off for the retiree, the promoted coworker, or anyone who has finally, gloriously moved on to greener pastures.
Product Details
- 4oz Amber Jar: 2.36″ (D) × 2.56″ (H) — Burn time: 25–30 hours
- 9oz Amber Jar: 2.87″ (D) × 3.50″ (H) — Burn time: 50–60 hours
- Wax: 100% natural soy wax — eco-friendly, clean-burning
- Wick: 100% cotton
- Elegant amber jar — reusable and shelf-worthy
- ASTM safety compliant — assembled in the USA
Available Scents
Choose from our curated scent collection at checkout.
Perfect For
- Retirement parties and farewell gifts
- Coworker send-offs and promotion celebrations
- Anyone leaving a job they’ve more than earned the right to leave
- Office humor decor for the person counting down the days
Not their problem anymore. Light it up and celebrate.