I Will Gladly Tittiepunch a Ho for You – Funny BFF Candle – Sarcastic Friendship Gift

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Size: 9oz

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💥 When Words Aren't Enough, Light This Candle! 💥
Show your bestie just how far you're willing to go with this bold and hilarious 'I Will Gladly Tittiepunch a Ho for You' candle. It’s the perfect way to say “I’ve got your back” with a little humor and a lot of sass!

Product Highlights:

  • Size: 9 oz – The right amount of burn for unforgettable memories.
  • Material: 100% natural soy wax – Clean and long-lasting burn.
  • Burn Time: 45-50 hours of loyal, unapologetic friendship vibes.
  • Label Design: Minimalist yet daring – perfect for any sassy decor.

🎁 Perfect For:

  • Best Friend Gifts
  • Birthday Surprises
  • Funny Friendship Tokens
  • Sarcastic Valentine’s Day or Galentine’s Day Gifts

💡 Why This Candle?

  • Unique & Hilarious – A gift that guarantees laughs and shows fierce loyalty.
  • High-Quality – Hand-poured with love and sarcasm.
  • Statement Piece – Stands out on shelves and makes for a great conversation starter.

🔥 Light this candle to let your BFF know you’re always ready to throw hands for them – add to cart now!

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