The "I Will Gladly Tittiepunch a Ho For You Soy Candle" from Printify features a humorous label that reads, "I will gladly tittiepunch a ho for you." This witty gift candle, presented in a jar with its lid slightly open, is placed on a dark and reflective surface. The softly lit background creates an inviting atmosphere, making it an ideal unique gift for her.

I Will Gladly Tittiepunch a Ho for You – Funny BFF Candle | Sarcastic Friendship Gift | 9oz

Clean Cotton / 9oz
$23.99
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The "I Will Gladly Tittiepunch a Ho For You Soy Candle" from Printify features a humorous label that reads, "I will gladly tittiepunch a ho for you." This witty gift candle, presented in a jar with its lid slightly open, is placed on a dark and reflective surface. The softly lit background creates an inviting atmosphere, making it an ideal unique gift for her.
  • The "I Will Gladly Tittiepunch a Ho For You Soy Candle" from Printify features a humorous label that reads, "I will gladly tittiepunch a ho for you." This witty gift candle, presented in a jar with its lid slightly open, is placed on a dark and reflective surface. The softly lit background creates an inviting atmosphere, making it an ideal unique gift for her.
  • A glass candle jar labeled “16 Years of Love, Laughter & Putting Up With Each Other Candle” by Printify sits centered, surrounded by product features and measurements: 3.5 inches tall, 2.8 inches wide, made of natural soy wax, hand-poured, long-lasting, and suitable for any occasion—perfect as a funny anniversary gift or a thoughtful 16th wedding anniversary present.
  • A Printify “16 Years of Love, Laughter & Putting Up With Each Other” candle is displayed inside an open cardboard box beside a closed box. Icons showcase fast shipping, secure packaging, and gift-ready convenience. The text highlights premium packaging for safe delivery—making this the ideal funny gift for celebrating your 16th wedding anniversary.
  • The "I Will Gladly Tittiepunch a Ho For You" soy candle by Printify, featuring an oil scent and presented in a jar with a comedic label, is lit on a wooden coaster amidst the warm glow of fairy lights. With a guitar and book subtly blurred in the backdrop, this scene creates an inviting atmosphere—making it an ideal quirky gift for her or as funny gesture for your BFF.
  • A humorous candle gift, named "I Will Gladly Tittiepunch a Ho For You Soy Candle" by Printify, sits in its glass jar on a white shelf beside a small potted succulent and a stack of books. This oil-scented natural candle, with its sarcastic label, makes the perfect unique gift for her. Sunlight gently filters through the nearby window, creating a cozy atmosphere.
  • Celebrate your 16th wedding anniversary—or 16 years of love, laughter, and putting up with each other—with the “16 Years of Love, Laughter & Putting Up With Each Other Candle” by Printify. This charming candle makes a perfect anniversary gift, featuring enticing scent notes inspired by flowers, fruits, and spices displayed in cozy style around the beautiful jar. Add a little humor to your special day with this delightful—and cheeky—addition to your home décor from Printify’s collection!.
  • A white candle in a glass jar labeled “16 Years of Love, Laughter & Putting Up With Each Other” by Printify is displayed on a wooden tray. Featuring five customer reviews and four product highlights, this 16th anniversary candle is promoted as the perfect hand-poured, non-toxic, and memorable gift. Celebrated as a funny anniversary present, it’s an excellent choice for anyone seeking the ideal 16th wedding anniversary gift to make the moment truly special.
  • A sarcastic gift, this white candle comes in a glass jar with a black lid and features the humorous message "I Will Gladly Tittiepunch a Ho For You." The label's bottom reads, "Printify," and it's crafted from natural soy wax. It’s the perfect unique gift for her. Text on the side remains too small to read clearly.
  • A white natural soy wax candle from Printify is in a glass jar with a black lid beside it. The label reads, "I Will Gladly Tittie Punch a Ho For You," with the small print mentioning Clever Planes Co. This oil-scented sarcastic candle makes for a unique gift for her or your BFF that humorously promises to wet the flames.
  • The "I Will Gladly Tittiepunch a Ho For You Soy Candle" from Printify features a humorous label that reads, "I will gladly tittiepunch a ho for you." This witty gift candle, presented in a jar with its lid slightly open, is placed on a dark and reflective surface. The softly lit background creates an inviting atmosphere, making it an ideal unique gift for her.
  • A glass candle jar labeled “16 Years of Love, Laughter & Putting Up With Each Other Candle” by Printify sits centered, surrounded by product features and measurements: 3.5 inches tall, 2.8 inches wide, made of natural soy wax, hand-poured, long-lasting, and suitable for any occasion—perfect as a funny anniversary gift or a thoughtful 16th wedding anniversary present.
  • A Printify “16 Years of Love, Laughter & Putting Up With Each Other” candle is displayed inside an open cardboard box beside a closed box. Icons showcase fast shipping, secure packaging, and gift-ready convenience. The text highlights premium packaging for safe delivery—making this the ideal funny gift for celebrating your 16th wedding anniversary.
  • The "I Will Gladly Tittiepunch a Ho For You" soy candle by Printify, featuring an oil scent and presented in a jar with a comedic label, is lit on a wooden coaster amidst the warm glow of fairy lights. With a guitar and book subtly blurred in the backdrop, this scene creates an inviting atmosphere—making it an ideal quirky gift for her or as funny gesture for your BFF.
  • A humorous candle gift, named "I Will Gladly Tittiepunch a Ho For You Soy Candle" by Printify, sits in its glass jar on a white shelf beside a small potted succulent and a stack of books. This oil-scented natural candle, with its sarcastic label, makes the perfect unique gift for her. Sunlight gently filters through the nearby window, creating a cozy atmosphere.
  • Celebrate your 16th wedding anniversary—or 16 years of love, laughter, and putting up with each other—with the “16 Years of Love, Laughter & Putting Up With Each Other Candle” by Printify. This charming candle makes a perfect anniversary gift, featuring enticing scent notes inspired by flowers, fruits, and spices displayed in cozy style around the beautiful jar. Add a little humor to your special day with this delightful—and cheeky—addition to your home décor from Printify’s collection!.
  • A white candle in a glass jar labeled “16 Years of Love, Laughter & Putting Up With Each Other” by Printify is displayed on a wooden tray. Featuring five customer reviews and four product highlights, this 16th anniversary candle is promoted as the perfect hand-poured, non-toxic, and memorable gift. Celebrated as a funny anniversary present, it’s an excellent choice for anyone seeking the ideal 16th wedding anniversary gift to make the moment truly special.
  • A sarcastic gift, this white candle comes in a glass jar with a black lid and features the humorous message "I Will Gladly Tittiepunch a Ho For You." The label's bottom reads, "Printify," and it's crafted from natural soy wax. It’s the perfect unique gift for her. Text on the side remains too small to read clearly.
  • A white natural soy wax candle from Printify is in a glass jar with a black lid beside it. The label reads, "I Will Gladly Tittie Punch a Ho For You," with the small print mentioning Clever Planes Co. This oil-scented sarcastic candle makes for a unique gift for her or your BFF that humorously promises to wet the flames.
I Will Gladly Tittiepunch a Ho for You – Funny BFF Candle | Sarcastic Friendship Gift | 9oz

I Will Gladly Tittiepunch a Ho for You – Funny BFF Candle | Sarcastic Friendship Gift | 9oz

$23.99
Scent
Size9oz

Because sometimes "I love you" just doesn’t cover it.

This candle is for the best friend who would go to bat for you — no questions asked. Bold, hilarious, and completely on brand for the friendship that has absolutely no filter. The perfect way to say "I’ve got your back" with a little humor and a lot of sass.

Product Details

  • Size: 9oz glass jar
  • Wax: 100% natural soy wax — eco-friendly, clean-burning
  • Wick: 100% cotton
  • Burn Time: 50–60 hours
  • ASTM safety compliant — assembled in the USA

Available Scents

Choose from our curated scent collection at checkout.

Perfect For

  • Best friend birthdays and friendship anniversaries
  • Galentine’s Day and sarcastic Valentine’s Day gifts
  • Funny friendship tokens for the ride-or-die in your life
  • Anyone who needs to know their bestie will always show up

Light it. Let her know. She already knew.

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