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The "I Will Gladly Tittiepunch a Ho For You Soy Candle" from Printify features a humorous label that reads, "I will gladly tittiepunch a ho for you." This witty gift candle, presented in a jar with its lid slightly open, is placed on a dark and reflective surface. The softly lit background creates an inviting atmosphere, making it an ideal unique gift for her.
  • The "I Will Gladly Tittiepunch a Ho For You Soy Candle" from Printify features a humorous label that reads, "I will gladly tittiepunch a ho for you." This witty gift candle, presented in a jar with its lid slightly open, is placed on a dark and reflective surface. The softly lit background creates an inviting atmosphere, making it an ideal unique gift for her.
  • The "I Will Gladly Tittiepunch a Ho For You" soy candle by Printify, featuring an oil scent and presented in a jar with a comedic label, is lit on a wooden coaster amidst the warm glow of fairy lights. With a guitar and book subtly blurred in the backdrop, this scene creates an inviting atmosphere—making it an ideal quirky gift for her or as funny gesture for your BFF.
  • A humorous candle gift, named "I Will Gladly Tittiepunch a Ho For You Soy Candle" by Printify, sits in its glass jar on a white shelf beside a small potted succulent and a stack of books. This oil-scented natural candle, with its sarcastic label, makes the perfect unique gift for her. Sunlight gently filters through the nearby window, creating a cozy atmosphere.
  • A sarcastic gift, this white candle comes in a glass jar with a black lid and features the humorous message "I Will Gladly Tittiepunch a Ho For You." The label's bottom reads, "Printify," and it's crafted from natural soy wax. It’s the perfect unique gift for her. Text on the side remains too small to read clearly.
  • A white natural soy wax candle from Printify is in a glass jar with a black lid beside it. The label reads, "I Will Gladly Tittie Punch a Ho For You," with the small print mentioning Clever Planes Co. This oil-scented sarcastic candle makes for a unique gift for her or your BFF that humorously promises to wet the flames.
I Will Gladly Tittiepunch a Ho for You – Funny BFF Candle – Sarcastic Friendship Gift

I Will Gladly Tittiepunch a Ho for You – Funny BFF Candle – Sarcastic Friendship Gift

$23.99 $29.99
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💥 When Words Aren't Enough, Light This Candle! 💥
Show your bestie just how far you're willing to go with this bold and hilarious 'I Will Gladly Tittiepunch a Ho for You' candle. It’s the perfect way to say “I’ve got your back” with a little humor and a lot of sass!

✨ Product Highlights:

  • Size: 9 oz – The right amount of burn for unforgettable memories.
  • Material: 100% natural soy wax – Clean and long-lasting burn.
  • Burn Time: 45-50 hours of loyal, unapologetic friendship vibes.
  • Label Design: Minimalist yet daring – perfect for any sassy decor.

🎁 Perfect For:

  • Best Friend Gifts
  • Birthday Surprises
  • Funny Friendship Tokens
  • Sarcastic Valentine’s Day or Galentine’s Day Gifts

💡 Why This Candle?

  • Unique & Hilarious – A gift that guarantees laughs and shows fierce loyalty.
  • High-Quality – Hand-poured with love and sarcasm.
  • Statement Piece – Stands out on shelves and makes for a great conversation starter.

🔥 Light this candle to let your BFF know you’re always ready to throw hands for them – add to cart now!
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CARE & MAINTENANCE

To keep your Clever Flames candle burning clean and clever:

Trim the Wick:
Before each burn, trim your wick to ¼ inch. This helps prevent soot and uneven flames.

Let it Pool:
Allow the wax to melt across the entire surface on the first burn (about 2–3 hours). This prevents tunneling and ensures a longer-lasting candle.

Stay Even:
Burn your candle on a flat, heat-safe surface, away from drafts, fans, or curious pets.

Don’t Overdo It:
Never burn your candle for more than 4 hours at a time. Let it cool before relighting.

Safety First:
Keep candles within sight and away from anything flammable. Burn responsibly, not recklessly.

Reuse the Jar:
When ½ inch of wax remains, it’s time to say goodbye (or clean it out and get creative).
SHIPPING & RETURNS

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Delivery Timeframe

Most orders ship within 2–7 business days. Some custom or limited items may take up to 10 business days. If your order hasn't arrived within this timeframe, please contact us with your order number, and we'll assist you promptly.

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