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A soy candle by Printify, labeled "Studies Have Shown That Intelligent People Swear More than... Funny Gift, Funny Candle," is lit and nestled in a glass jar on a dark surface. Its humorous message creates a moody atmosphere, accentuated by the dimly lit background.

Intelligent People Swear More Candle – Funny Gift for Smart Friends

$23.99 $29.99
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🕯️ For the Brilliant Minds Who Keep It Real! 🕯️
Let’s face it – intelligence and a good swear go hand in hand! Light up your space with the 'Intelligent People Swear More' candle – a witty, unapologetic gift for the sharp-tongued and quick-witted.

💡 Product Details:

  • Size: 9 oz – The perfect companion for deep thoughts and even deeper conversations.
  • Wax: 100% natural soy wax – Clean-burning with no nonsense, just like its owner.
  • Scent: Subtle yet bold – balancing brilliance and sass.
  • Burn Time: 45-50 hours – long enough to swear through a whole season of frustrations.
  • Crafted By: Clever Flames Co. – where wit meets wick.

🎁 Great For:

  • Birthday gifts for your smart-ass friend
  • Gifts for co-workers who keep it too real
  • Graduation or office promotions
  • White elephant and gag gifts
  • Stress relief after long meetings

Why You'll F#%ing Love It:*

  • Bold & Relatable – We all know someone who fits this bill perfectly.
  • Convo Starter – Light it at gatherings and watch the laughter roll in.
  • Quality Craftsmanship – Hand-poured for those with exceptional taste (and language).

🔥 Gift with attitude, smarts, and a touch of sarcasm – order now!

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CARE & MAINTENANCE

To keep your Clever Flames candle burning clean and clever:

Trim the Wick:
Before each burn, trim your wick to ¼ inch. This helps prevent soot and uneven flames.

Let it Pool:
Allow the wax to melt across the entire surface on the first burn (about 2–3 hours). This prevents tunneling and ensures a longer-lasting candle.

Stay Even:
Burn your candle on a flat, heat-safe surface, away from drafts, fans, or curious pets.

Don’t Overdo It:
Never burn your candle for more than 4 hours at a time. Let it cool before relighting.

Safety First:
Keep candles within sight and away from anything flammable. Burn responsibly, not recklessly.

Reuse the Jar:
When ½ inch of wax remains, it’s time to say goodbye (or clean it out and get creative).

SHIPPING & RETURNS

Free Shipping Always

We offer free shipping on all U.S. orders—no promo code needed.

Delivery Timeframe

Most orders ship within 2–7 business days. Some custom or limited items may take up to 10 business days. If your order hasn't arrived within this timeframe, please contact us with your order number, and we'll assist you promptly.

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