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Intelligent People Swear More – Funny Swearing Candle Gift | 9oz
$23.99
Science says you’re brilliant. Your mouth agrees.
Studies have shown that intelligent people swear more — so consider this candle your official certificate of genius. Hand-poured with 100% natural soy wax and a whole lot of attitude, this is the gift for the sharp-witted, quick-tongued person in your life who tells it like it is.
Product Details
- Size: 9oz glass jar
- Wax: 100% natural soy wax — clean burn, no BS
- Wick: 100% cotton
- Burn Time: 50–60 hours of gloriously unfiltered brilliance
- ASTM safety compliant — assembled in the USA
Available Scents
Clean Cotton, Sea Salt + Orchid, Apple Harvest, Cinnamon Vanilla, Atlantis Whisper, Christmas Warmth, Coconut Cream + Cardamom
Perfect For
- Birthdays for your smartest (and most colorful) friend
- Coworker gifts for the one who keeps it too real
- Graduations, promotions, and office white elephants
- Anyone who’s been told they have a “sailor’s mouth”
Light it up. Own it. You’ve earned it.